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Do not disturb T-shirt

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β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… WEAR YOUR PEACE. PREMIUM COMFORT

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We make premium t-shirts for women who are done pretending everything's fine.

Hot flashes πŸ₯΅, mood swings 🎒, brain fog 🌫️ that makes you forget why you walked into a room, and the kind of fatigue that requires prayer πŸ™ β€” we've named it, we've laughed at it, and now we've printed it on a shirt. Because if perimenopause and menopause are going to crash the party uninvited, the least we can do is dress for it.

Printed proudly in the USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ on premium Comfort Colors 1717 cotton β€” soft, sturdy, and built to survive a 3am wardrobe change, because you deserve comfort even when nothing else about this stage feels comfortable.

This isn't self-deprecating humor. It's solidarity. It's knowing exactly what's happening to your body and saying it out loud anyway β€” sarcastically, unapologetically, and with just enough grace to get through it. πŸ’β€β™€οΈβœ¨

Welcome to Unbotherish. You're not too much. You're just going through it β€” in style.

Premium Everyday Comfort

The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717

100% Ring-Spun Cotton β€” Softer, stronger, and more durable than the standard stuff, because you've got enough working against you already. Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same wash after wash β€” one less thing to worry about.

Breathable Fabric β€” Lightweight 4.5 oz cotton that keeps up with you from your first coffee to your third hot flash. Morning to night, no complaints.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit β€” Relaxed and easy, built to fit most bodies without a fuss. Because midlife is complicated enough without also fighting your T-shirt.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability β€” Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves, so it holds up to repeated wear. It's been through more than you have, and it's still standing.

Seamless Collar β€” Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Unlike some of us, it doesn't wrinkle under pressure.

Tear-Away Label β€” Easy to remove for tagless comfort, no scratchy residue left behind. One less irritation on a very long list.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money-Back Guarantee β€” Love your tee or get your money back. No guilt trips, no fine print gymnastics β€” just a straightforward promise, which is more than menopause has ever given you.

Printed in the USA β€” All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home. No mystery supply chain, no overseas detour β€” just American printers making shirts for American women who are done pretending everything's fine.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Every Unbotherish tee is printed right here in the US. No overseas mystery supply chain, no "eco-friendly" fine print that means nothing. Just American printers making shirts for American women who are done pretending everything's fine.

Shipping worldwide? We've got you.

Hot flashes and 3 am wake-ups don't stop at the border, and neither do we. For our international customers, we've partnered with printers around the globe so your order shows up fast β€” because even the most patient among us needs her blessing to arrive on time.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide.

Hot flashes, brain fog, and 3 am wake-ups are a global epidemic, and Unbotherish doesn't discriminate by zip code. Wherever you are, we'll get a shirt to you β€” thoughts, prayers, and tracking numbers included.

Shipping rates vary by location β€” check our shipping policy for the details specific to your neck of the woods.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journeyβ€”right to your doorstep. Consider it a small act of faith: you wait, you check the tracking link a little too often, and eventually, your shirt arrives. Amen.

What materials are your products made of?

Every Unbotherish tee is made on Comfort Colors 1717 β€” soft enough to survive a 3 am wardrobe change, sturdy enough to handle whatever your day throws at you, and gentle on skin that's already dealing with enough. Garment-dyed for that broken-in, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Consider it your own personal act of grace.